When I realise summer is around the corner and
I spent all of winter eating
When I get tipsy before going out
When someone eavesdrops into my conversation
and then proceeds to give their input
When the cute guy I go on a date with turns out
to be a closet homophobe/racist/Oedipus
When I’m off my guard and realise I’m left
alone in the kitchen with the office creep
When a boy is nice to me, this is literally my
thought process
When said boy has rejected me and I end up
drunk
When everyone around me is getting married and
buying houses and shit
When I say I’m busy to get out of lame weekend
plans
Images from here, here, here, here and here.
