Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dear Future Boyfriend, Part Six

I write a lot about what type of guy I’d like you to be and I realise that while you may encompass some of these traits, the rest you may have to adopt to make me happy. Although that sounds like a lot of work, remember I am your one true love and what wouldn’t you do for love ;)

Even if you are not like all the other things I’ve asked you to be; there is one that is non-negotiable.

Please, please, please don’t be a douche.

Literally that is all you need and you’re halfway to becoming the perfect man.

Ex-Oh! Ex-Oh!

*Image from here.