...if I meet Gordon Ramsay, I will tell him I love him and then ask him to use the F word repeatedly. It sounds so much sexier coming from him.
...I have a list of coworkers who bug me incessantly. And yet I have not sworn, shouted or thrown my printer at them. I have amazing restraint ;)
...If I had to have plastic surgery to look like any celeb, I’d either go for Rachel McAdams or Cheryl Cole. To me, they are beyond words pretty.
...I need to buy the Big Issue every month. It’s the little things that count.
...My new shoes are tres sexy secretary.
...Crazy good looking men (like models) make me so nervous I cannot stop talking. Worse I speak really loud and don’t make sense.
...Olivia Palermo is my new style icon.
...Massages are awesome. Having massages at work are friggin’ awesome.
Ex-Oh! Ex-Oh!
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