Monday's Mantra

This week I get to watch Spain vs Portugal live!
I believe I will heal.
I’m addicted to chocolate milkshake, 90s boybands and Saturdays in Cape Town.
I wish it was Friday so I can watch Eclipse.
I’m jealous of anyone not suffering the effects of a heavy weekend.
Soundtrack/Mantra for the week Scatman, Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop and so on!

Reason #532 I Love My Gays

This weekend I made the rookie mistake of mixing my drinks. The result as well as myself was not pretty. I spent so much time hugging the toilet I was convinced Blue Eyes was gonna tell us to get a room.

Luckily for me, I have Gays.

My gays very nicely came to visit me, bring a me a latte from Vida and listen to me moan whilst giving me lots of hugs. They also watched Sex & The City with me and then we spoke about boys.

The best hangover cure ever.

Ex-Oh! Ex-Oh!