I just need to hear the theme song from Flashdance and all I want to do is dance.
I really like being single but, I wouldn’t mind someone telling me I’m pretty every now and again and holding my hand at the movies.
Jennifer Aniston chooses the wrong movies.
Sometimes all you need is a little faith.
Drinking in the afternoon is awesome.
I’m going to start taking more risks.
Even though I struggle to get up in the morning, I am really starting to like gym.
I miss my number one gay best friend. Come to Cape Town please!
Whenever I’m feeling sad, fat, fugly and as if I have no direction, the opening scene of The Devil Wears Prada perks me right up. I’m so gonna be one of those women when I grow up.
I never want to hear the phrase “I have a large phallus.” It was overheard in the kitchen, repeated to me and now I am disturbed.
Popcorn with salt ‘n’ vinegar flavouring: delish. Inhaling salt ‘n’ vinegar flavoring by mistake: not as delish. In fact kinda painful.