This isn't just someone I identify with. She is someone who I think actually stole my eprsonality, issues and occasional dress sense.
I present my case below.
1. Weight
I am not skinny. I will never be skinny. I have accepted my body weight and shape. I am curvy and you know what some boys like it. Also when I diet, it's to lose weight and make sure my heart is healthy and I don't die and not because I want to be skin and bones. Although I would kill for an inner-thigh gap.
2. Why I'm Going To Hell
Caring about the environment is the worse. I really want to but am super lazy. So I try in my own ways like always using a material shopping bag and recycling when I remember. I want to care but it's so hard. Gossip. I'm not even going to explain why it rocks. It just does!
3. My Thoughts On Self-Discovery
I'm all about the eating and loving bits. The other stuff just sounds like too much work.
4. My Love Life
Everyone is coupling up and I get dirty texts from weirdos late at night and hang out with gay guys. I am basically the best friend in every romcom and am there for advice (which I am good for) and laughs (which I am super good for. Urggghhhh!
5. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
I'm not saying they *stole* my life but the evidence is pretty self-explantory.
Ex-Oh! Ex-Oh!
Images from here, and here.
hilarious! Love it
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